Sunday, December 27, 2009

Happy Birthday Joe!

Joseph Kerekes

Joseph Kerekes... 'aka'... Mark, Trent, etc... now sentenced to life in prison for the brutal murder of Bryan Kocis... will be celebrating his 36th birthday on December 30, 2009.

Meanwhile... Joe spent years stating he was only 24 (2002-2007)... it's amazing how age creeps up on you, isn't it? :)

4 comments:

  1. "ken said...
    when's the book launch? :)
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    I didn't know there was going to be a book launch.

    Guess we'll just have to wait and see. :)

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  2. It's funny how two short years without the steroids, weights, and faux Marine buzz cut have caused Joe's Ashkenazic physiognomy to return to its natural shape. Kerekes is Hungarian/Yiddish for wheelwright. Harlow's mom, Gladis Zaldivar, has a common Hispanic Jewish surname, like the feminist poet, Gladys B. Zaldivar, or the former Cuban dictator, Fulgencio Batista y Zaldivar. David Zaldivar, Harlow's younger brother, has posted Harlow's middle school fat pics on his MySpace page. Harlow's nickname in the family is "Belly." I'm not saying that Harlow and Joe are a latter day Leopold and Loeb, but their common ethnicity may have been a point of connection and attraction. And it is no wonder that Joe was a miserable failure as a holy roller.

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    1. I'm afraid you are mistaken; neither of the two killers is Jewish, my reliable sources tell me.

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